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Offline Jane

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Why?
« on: June 12, 2022, 12:47:10 PM »
When you have an itch on your back..why is it always where you cant reach? So you nearly dislocate your shoulder trying to scratch it!  :angry:

Follow on with your own..why…


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Why?
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2022, 12:53:09 PM »
That's what these are for: https://www.amazon.com/Portable-Extendable-Telescopic-Scratchers-Massager/dp/B01L6Y0U30/  ;)

I have one in every room of my house and even in both my vehicles.
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Re: Why?
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2022, 03:11:10 PM »
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I have one in every room of my house and even in both my vehicles.

Oh jeeeze, you must suffer with severe itchy moments, @Steve - do you think you could have fleas?

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Re: Why?
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2022, 09:57:29 AM »
 :lmao:


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Why?
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2022, 07:02:00 PM »
Emerald -


Why is it that in the movies, 99% of the time, people just walk through cobwebs like it's no big deal?
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Re: Why?
« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2022, 10:36:02 AM »
Good point!

Why in scary movies do Americans never put the damn light on! AND..they don't close the curtains! The serial killer can see you!
AND…women in scary movies always take a shower when no one else is in the house! Recipe for disaster.


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Why?
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2022, 05:04:05 AM »
i statch mine with the wall