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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #45 on: April 01, 2022, 05:04:37 PM »
A slice of pie costs £1.50 in Jamaica and £2.00 in the Bahamas. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #46 on: April 02, 2022, 09:25:10 AM »
 :lmao:


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #47 on: April 02, 2022, 09:28:14 AM »
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long for fat people.


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #48 on: April 02, 2022, 02:20:49 PM »
 :lmao: :lmao:

 What did the elephant say when he stopped in the middle of telling a story? Never mind, I realize this is irrelephant.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #49 on: April 02, 2022, 03:45:32 PM »
groan!  :lmao:

How do you know you’re ugly?
If you always get handed the camera for group photos.


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #50 on: April 04, 2022, 01:47:43 PM »
A guy took his girlfriend to prom. He waited in the ticket line for a really long time but got the tickets.

He went to rent a limo and waited at the rental line for very long, but he eventually rented it.

He went to buy flowers for his date and the line at the florist was really long, but finally, he got the flowers.

At prom, she asked him to go get some punch.

He went to the refreshment table, and there was no punchline.
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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #51 on: April 04, 2022, 03:54:14 PM »
Well they are supposed to be terrible jokes  :lmao:

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #52 on: April 12, 2022, 03:36:19 PM »
There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #53 on: May 03, 2022, 01:14:54 PM »
 :lmao:

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #54 on: May 03, 2022, 01:25:07 PM »
Did you hear about that new restaurant on the moon?
The food was fantastic but there was no atmosphere.


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #55 on: May 20, 2022, 09:47:31 AM »
How do you get a duck to sing

Put it in the microwave and it's Bill Withers

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #56 on: May 20, 2022, 06:12:59 PM »
groan!   :lmao:


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #57 on: May 21, 2022, 08:57:31 AM »
People in Addis Ababa don't understand the Flintstones but those in Abu Dhabi do

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #58 on: May 21, 2022, 11:15:05 AM »
:laugh:

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk!


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #59 on: May 21, 2022, 02:19:49 PM »
 :lmao: :lmao: