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Terrible jokes…
« on: February 20, 2022, 01:07:43 PM »
For all those jokes that are just AWFUL..here is the place to post them  @Skyon Archer,    :lmao: instead of in poor @spice shoutbox..    :lmao:


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #1 on: February 20, 2022, 01:35:13 PM »


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #2 on: February 20, 2022, 02:55:24 PM »
Okay, here you go . . . .

What’s the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.

How do you organize an astronomer’s party? You planet.

I want a job cleaning mirrors. It’s something I can really see myself doing.

I’m only familiar with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know why.

. . . next?

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #3 on: February 20, 2022, 04:00:11 PM »
 :lmao:

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2022, 10:39:24 AM »


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2022, 08:04:00 AM »
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters?
Anna one, Anna two!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Does anyone need an ark?
I Noah guy!

How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.

I bought a ceiling fan the other day.
Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2022, 12:34:25 PM »
 :lmao:



It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2022, 06:51:50 PM »
That was pretty terrible!

. . .  but this one is better:


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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2022, 06:54:44 PM »
omg!   :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2022, 06:59:54 PM »


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2022, 10:57:03 AM »


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2022, 08:44:50 PM »
I love these! Especially the drug dealer one!  :lmao:
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Never approach a bull from the front,
a horse from the rear, or an idiot from any direction.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #12 on: March 11, 2022, 08:33:12 AM »
What do you call a hen who can count her own eggs?

A mathemachicken…


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #13 on: March 11, 2022, 04:12:27 PM »
What happens when you witness a ship wreck? You let it sink in.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #14 on: March 11, 2022, 05:08:27 PM »
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me . . . .