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Offline Steve

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At the Pharmacy/Chemist
« on: January 05, 2022, 08:10:44 PM »
Conversation between a pharmacist and a female customer:

Woman: "I need to buy some arsenic."

Pharmacist:" Why do you need arsenic?"

Woman: "I need arsenic because I want to kill my husband."

Pharmacist: "WHAT?"

Woman: "You heard me! I want to kill my husband!"

Pharmacist: "Why on earth would you want to do that?"

Woman: "Because he's having an affair with YOUR wife!!!"

Pharmacist: "Well why didn't you tell me you had a prescription?"


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Re: At the Pharmacy/Chemist
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2022, 07:19:55 AM »
 :lmao:


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: At the Pharmacy/Chemist
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2022, 02:45:14 PM »

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Re: At the Pharmacy/Chemist
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2022, 08:29:48 AM »


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: At the Pharmacy/Chemist
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2022, 10:36:49 AM »
 :lmao: