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Offline Jane

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Random thoughts
« on: June 21, 2022, 06:25:17 PM »
I wish it was as easy to lose weight as it is to put it on..  \:/P
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It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2022, 12:51:11 PM »
Someone was born at this very moment, and someone lost his life at this very moment.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2022, 01:41:21 PM »
I spent three years at school learning French. Cant speak a word of it.
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It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2022, 11:09:32 AM »
I wish it was autumn
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It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2022, 01:42:56 PM »
 If the tomato is a fruit, then ketchup is the jam.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2022, 02:22:41 PM »
Why do movie actors become dry in seconds after taking a shower?
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Offline Jane

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #6 on: June 25, 2022, 11:27:45 AM »
Why do TV commercials have to be so loud
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It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #7 on: June 25, 2022, 02:26:09 PM »
Children with an imaginary friend are creative, while adults with an imaginary friend are schizophrenics.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #8 on: June 25, 2022, 02:28:31 PM »
Before the camera was invented, no one had seen themselves with their eyes closed.
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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #9 on: June 25, 2022, 04:55:24 PM »
The U.S. Supreme Court has gone mad.
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Offline Jane

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #10 on: June 25, 2022, 06:31:43 PM »
Why can I never decide what to have for dinner… :shrug:
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It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #11 on: June 27, 2022, 01:16:11 PM »
“Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”
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Offline Jane

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #12 on: June 27, 2022, 01:21:44 PM »
I have never solved a rubik  cube   :cube:
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It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #13 on: June 27, 2022, 03:08:35 PM »
Why is there is so many  adverts on tele.
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Offline Jane

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Re: Random thoughts
« Reply #14 on: June 27, 2022, 03:11:13 PM »
Why does the phone ring as soon as you go to the bathroom? :angry:
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It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.
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