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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #60 on: May 22, 2022, 04:28:20 PM »
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little hoarse.


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #61 on: May 22, 2022, 04:55:54 PM »
 :lmao:
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #62 on: May 23, 2022, 09:43:08 PM »
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb. He just can't part with it.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #63 on: May 24, 2022, 09:41:16 AM »
 :lmao:


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #64 on: May 24, 2022, 01:27:09 PM »
 :lmao:

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #65 on: May 27, 2022, 05:23:46 PM »
People in Addis Ababa don't understand the Flintstones but those in Abu Dhabi do




What’s the No. 1 cause of divorce? Marriage!
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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #66 on: June 15, 2022, 06:18:10 PM »
There are three types of people in the world:

Those who can count and those who can’t.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #67 on: June 15, 2022, 07:04:57 PM »
You have to hand it to short people ...


... they can't reach it anyway.  :P
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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #68 on: June 15, 2022, 07:38:44 PM »
groan!  :laugh:


It’s not that I dislike moths…I HATE moths..evil spawns of Satan..  and wasps.. I hate wasps. Spiteful nasty things that sting you for fun. Bash them with a rolled up newspaper.
I HATE ironing as well. Curse irons, Threw it away.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #69 on: June 16, 2022, 04:22:26 PM »
What did the zebra say the first time he saw a piano?
“Dad?”

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #70 on: June 17, 2022, 03:20:51 PM »
 :lmao:

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today. A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well which one are you then?”
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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #71 on: June 18, 2022, 02:24:55 PM »
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I just heard Stevie wonder is a Terrible father...
He never sees his kids

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #72 on: June 19, 2022, 02:33:21 PM »
I feel bad for laughing but that's funny!


What’s the easiest way to make a glow worm happy? Cut off its tail—it’ll be delighted!
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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #73 on: June 21, 2022, 04:50:41 PM »
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How is virginity like a soap bubble?

One prick and it is gone forever.

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Re: Terrible jokes…
« Reply #74 on: June 23, 2022, 04:11:10 PM »
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I bought a ceiling fan the other day.

Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
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