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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.

Jack got high and touched Jill’s thigh and said “I know you wanna.”

Jill said yes, took off her dress and then they had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pills and now they have a son.
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I removed the shell of my racing snail hoping it would make it go faster. If anything it just made it more sluggish
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Oh dear :hills:
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My wife bursts into tears every time she decorates. If you ask me she's way too emulsional
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