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Why don't ants get sick?

Because they have little anty-bodies.
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Two antennas got married on a roof. The ceremony was horrible but the reception was great!
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I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.
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:thumbup: to all three :yes:
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My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. – Then the librarian told me to take it out.
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Pete wrote: My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. – Then the librarian told me to take it out.
LOL!!    John Wayne was beating away into a handful of coins when his mate said .. watchya doin partner?  Wayne replies - - - wait for it ...  I've come fer me boy  :D :D
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Pete wrote: My penis was in the Guinness book of world records. – Then the librarian told me to take it out.
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Me: In the middle of sex my girlfriend, Sussy, slapped the heck out of me!

You: Why would she do that?

Me: It was my fault, I guess. I thought she said she loved it when I yelled Joan . . . turns out she meant when I was loud and let out a MOAN!
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I asked my wife why she didn't let me know when she orgasms
she said she doesn't like phoning me at work
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