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"You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
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Skyon Archer wrote: "You're da bomb!" "No, you're da bomb!"

In America, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
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My grandfather has the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe
What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue
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I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
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Skyon Archer wrote: I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

omg that’s SO bad! :lmao:
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A Jewish father welcomed his son into the world and then consulted his Rabbi about having him circumcised (the bris), so he was directed to the mohel who would carry out the small ceremony. Off he trots to the address given only to see a small shop front with the window full of clocks, but he finally decided to enter. A conversation proceeds and just after making all of the arrangements. the new father turned to the mohel and asks "why do have a window full of clocks" and the reply was "well my boy, what would you put in the widow?"  :D
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If a woman with big boobs works at Hooters, where does a woman with one leg work?

I-HOP! ( RESTAURANT CHAIN IN THE U.S.) in case you haven't heard of it.
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