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Bloke goes for a job interview "Ok" interviewer says "last question. What do you think might be your bad points"
"I'm too honest" replies the bloke
"I don't think that's a fault" says the interviewer
"I don't give a f*ck what you think" the bloke replies
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:lmao:
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I applied for a job at the Citroen museum.

I sent in 2 CVs.
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:D
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Wife "if i die would you remarry and live in this house"
Husband "Yes it's a nice house"
Wife "and would you sleep in our bed"
Husband "yes its new and very comfortable"
Wife "and would you let her use my golf clubs"
Husband "no she's left-handed"
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LOL!
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. What did the zebra say the first time he saw a piano?
“Dad?”

2. Why do chicken coops have two doors?
Because if they had four doors, they’d be chicken sedans.

3. I don’t trust stairs.
They’re always up to something.

4. My wife hates that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.

5. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand on its own?
It was two tired.

6. Why can’t a nose be twelve inches long?
Then it would be a foot.

7. How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Act like you’re nuts.

8. Why don’t dinosaurs talk?
Because they’re dead.

9. Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint.

10. What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted Danson and singin’.
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