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Jane
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Why did the flamingo only stand on one leg?

Because if it didn't stand on any it would fall over...boom boom!  :D
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What kind of bin is not only full of rubbish but also talks rubbish?

Why, a Corbyn of course LOL and Double LOL
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:D :D :D
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
...
Uhm . . . hello? Anyone there?
...
Dang kids!  Stop knocking on my door and running off!  If I catch you, I'll be the hide off your backside!

Now that's a terrible joke  :wacko:
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That was truly awful.... :funny:
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Wow, that's awful >_< . 

Here's one that Nilla shared with me: 
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede?

A: A walkie-talkie!
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Terrible! :funny:
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What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt...y! boom boom.   :funny:
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Wait, you guys have a place for bad jokes? You are never getting rid of me now XD 

What is sugar in snow? Camouflage XD
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